I was in a restaurant and I needed to take a dump. I opened the restroom door and I found a woman there. I excused myself but she told me there were two bathrooms,
— “Oh, I thought there was only one, do you mind if I use the one that I know, the one which is underneath the stairs?”
— “Of course not, go ahead”
I looked for something to read, there was only a credit card terminal with a largish color screen. I thought I would fiddle around with it while I took my dump, so I pulled it into the bathroom.