There was a fat woman, she appeared homeless and was selling useless wares. She told me that the key to my happiness and sex life was in five steps, which I don't quite remember. I do remember they were lengthy. After she told me them she went to sleep, and I wondered if she was being serious. I thought "well, what do I have to lose?" so I started doing what she told me. The steps were quite easy. I think one involved listening to someone complain and be empathetic.
When I completed the task there was no need to wake her up. I understood what she meant. All was said.
